Scrat of the year award

[paul9]

Just running a poll to see who people think is the biggest scrat this year.
if you want to know what a scrat is old bird will be able to explain.

I will nominate ang(old bird).whilst at the JAE i spotted a gazebo in a skip that looked only slightly damaged,so i mentioned it to Bill,bobs son,we set off walking towards the skip,and whoosh!!! something came zooming past us,at first we thought it was a subaru or one of the evos zooming about,but no ................................it was ang on her mobility scooter on her way to the skip


second nominee is clive.
on saturday i was chopping the stalkes off some mushrooms,and was throwing them away,but clive pounced on them,LIKE A TRAMP ON A KIPPER
he also brought a trifle for the jacobs join inn on friday,but forgot to put it out on the table!


I AM THE 3RD NOMINEE

so before ang tells the tale i will.
when i arrived at the red lion on friday,the owners asked me to help him put an old freezer in the back of his van,i asked did it work and he said yes ,but its been left outside a few weeks and was a little rusty.
well the day before a freind had been asking about for a freezer to store some pet food in,so i gave him a ring and he came down to the red lion and collected it,offerd the guy 20 pound for it,but he didn't accept it,so the guy slipped me a tenner for letting him know about

later on the owner gave me a fiver aswell,for getting rid of it for him,saved him a trip to the dump


if anyone has anymore scrat stories please add them and i will put the nominees on the poll

[Old Bird]

I see you are winning Scrat.....I mean Paul....

Ang x

[Townaceclive]

The trifle was on the table, and infact under your table during Friday night, as well you know Paul!

[paul9]

i think under the table about sums it up

[Old Bird]

I voted for Paul....but it may be a close run thing now I know about the trifle....

No....only kidding......there's only one Scrat King.....

That is the person that will ask many times a day for the pound you owe him.....

I he lends you a toilet roll he will watch that you only take two sheets not three....

He will make you a cuppa, but you have to provide your own teabag.....

He charges for elec when we have sat under his awning with the fairy lights on at night....

Oh yes....there's only the one....
Ang x

[paul9]

i was taking some photos on friday evening at the jacobs join inn,but ang is on every one of the pictures going back and forth to the table!!!!

and i didn't get a piece of the KIT KAT you brought as a contribution, neither
or was it under the table with clives trifle

[Old Bird]

Originally Posted by paul9

i was taking some photos on friday evening at the jacobs join inn,but ang is on every one of the pictures going back and forth to the table!!!!

and i didn't get a piece of the KIT KAT you brought as a contribution, neither
or was it under the table with clives trifle

I didn't take A kitkat....I took cakes as well you know....

It is a proven fact in the medical world, when someone has an unfortunate affliction...like being a Scrat.....that they will try to say it is other's faults ...

Have you tried getting any help for it Paul? When the docs ask what is wrong just say...."my name is Paul and I'm a tight bas***d"....

Oh...meant to ask....did you put those dodgy rope lights that don't work properly on ebay yet?
Ang x

[Timberwolf]

I feel I have to defend Clive over the trifle.............He did put it on the the table...abliet in a dark corner of it, but it was there.....

[Old Bird]

There's one clear winner at the mo....

Ang x

[lori]

Ang-did you get any of what Paul brought to the Jacobs Join and if so was it tasty? Only asking cos I must have overlooked it.